Hindi jokes
Are o friendwa, tohar smswa ka intejar ma hum mubilewa hath me liye 1 ghantae se baitha hun.Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo our ekad msgwa bhijwai do..Tohara Dost..
Aik Munder main buri neeyat wale gaeb ho jate they.Amitab gya wog gayab, Hirithik gya woh gayab,Akshey gya woh gayab, Ashwarya gai Bhagwan gayab
jani wo pyar hi kya jisme JUDAI na ho, wo ishq hi kya jis me LADAI na ho, wo dil hi kya jisme DARD na ho, aur wo MOBILE hi kya jisme aap ka SMS na ho..
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
yaadein meri, magar..
kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.
Aap jaisa DOST hame kuch khas lagte hai, maam mein har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hain, jaane kab aajaye SMS aapka, isliye MOBILE ko hamesha DIL ke paas rakhte hain!
sardar jokes
Sardar g ne wife ko letter likha......... is month's salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha hu... Wiffe replie...ap ke 100 kiss mile, doodhwala 2 kiss mai man gaya ,,' sir ko 7 deni padi, sabziwala 7 main nai mana 9 deni padi....' kirane wala sirf kiss se nai mana, maakan malik, to roj 5 ya 6 le jata hai ap chinta na kare mere pass 35 padi hai . or jo yeh par raha hai uuse b 2-4 deni padegi.....baki sab thk hai .....!
Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado Santa aage nahin bada Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade? Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha
Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai. Jeeto: Thank u G Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa. Jeeto: Thank u G. Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa. Jeeto: Thank u G Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...
Short Message Service (SMS) is a communications protocol allowing the interchange of short text messages between mobile telephone devices. SMS text messaging is the most widely used data application on the planet, with 2.4 billion active users, or 74% of all mobile phone subscribers sending and receiving text messages on their phones.[citation needed] The SMS technology has facilitated the development and growth of text messaging. The connection between the phenomenon of text messaging and the underlying technology is so great that in parts of the world the term "SMS" is used as a synonym for a text message or the act of sending a text message, even when a different protocol is being used.
Bewafa and Tragedy SMS
Dil jalakar Diye Banaye Tujhe Dhoondne Ke Liye Phir Bhi jo Tu Na Mili To Mne Apni Arthi BandhwaliTujhe Bhool Ne Ke Liye
Mili hai bahut saza unse dil lagane ki,Nazar lag gayi mere pyar ko jamane ki,Mar kar bhi kabr se nikle rahe dono haathKyonki aarzo reh gayi unhe gale lagane ki
Aap aaye zindagi mein humare farishta bankar,Khushiyan bhi hazar di hai aapne…Achanak kya baat hogayi,kyun aap aur hum dur hogaye?Shayad hamare naseeb mein khushion ki jagah nahin
Silly Jokes
When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....
Santa-BantaTeacher ne kaha-translate hindi to english, "khushi ke maare uski chhaati phool gai".
Santa translated-"Due to happiness his chest turned into breast"!!!
Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to. Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyon na usey wahin rahne diya jaye main doobonga to sahara dega
FriendShip Messages
I've made so many mistakes in my life, but something I did right was to have you as a friend and I definitely wont make another mistake of losing someone like you.
Words begin with ....A....B....C....Number begin with....1....2....3....Music begin with....SA....RE....GA....BUT....? FRIENDSHIP begins with....''You&Me''
We tell each other our problems, we make each other smile. I worry if you haven't e-mailed, or sent a message in a while
SMS as used on modern handsets was originally defined as part of the GSM series of standards in 1985[1] as a means of sending messages of up to 160 characters (including spaces), to and from GSM mobile handsets.[2] Since then, support for the service has expanded to include alternative mobile standards such as ANSI CDMA networks and Digital AMPS, as well as satellite and landline networks.[citation needed] Most SMS messages are mobile-to-mobile text messages, though the standard supports other types of broadcast messaging as well.
Shayaris
Salon bad najane kia sama hoga.Hum sab dosto me se najane kon kaha hoga.Phir milna howa to milenge khwabon meJase sokhey gulab miltay hain kitabon mai.
"Mumkin nahi shayad kisiko samaz pana,Samze bina kisise kya dil lagana,Aasan hai kisise pyar karna,Par bohot mushkil hai kisika pyar pana".
Har koyi har kisi ka yaar nahi hota, Har dost wafadaar nahin hota...ye to dil milne ki baat hain, warna saat feron main bhi pyaar nahi hota...
English Messages
Sweet is your “Nature”,Dear is your “Name”,As Earth wants Water, flower wants Dew.I want nothing….But Happiness for You.
When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying..
Wen I send u msgs it doesnt mean u have 2 do da same... U can also send cash, fruits, tea, petrol, pizza, chicken, noodles and other GIFTS....... so start TODAY!!!!!
What does true friendship mean 2 me?U cry & I cry,Ur sad n' I'm sad,Ur laughing n' I'm laughing,U jump out of the window.....I LOOK DOWN and LAUGH MY ASS OFF!
No Quality+No Style=LalooNo Quality but Style=Sania,Quality but No Style=Abdul kalam.Quality+Style =GuessU r rightPress down to see Name nphone no.
Birthday messages
Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du, apne dost ko kya uphar du, koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata, jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du... Junam Din Mubarak Ho
Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga, aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga, Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday
Good Night
Tireness draws across the mind making the body fade flexibility and soon windows of soul begin 2 close N enter the dreamland!! Sweet Dreams!
Marriage Jokes Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti.
WIFE:kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the, HUSBAND:tumhe galatfehmi hui h. WIFE:kaisi galat fehmi? HUSBAND:yehi k main soya hua tha...............!
What is d difference between luv marriage and an arranged marriage?D 1st one is a perfect suicide..N the next one is an arranged murder!
Flirt and Naughty
SMS Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
Wot letters r missin in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & u get a heart!if u pick U,u will get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than have a heart without U!
SMS as part of GSM
The idea of adding text messaging to the services of mobile users was latent in many communities of mobile communication services at the beginning of the 1980s. The person attributed for inventing the idea is Matti Makkonen then of Telecom Finland (now part of TeliaSonera) in 1984, who received the Economist Award for Innovation for this contribution in 2008. Most[who?] thought of SMS as providing a means to alert the individual mobile user, for example, of a deposited voice mail, whereas others[who?] had more sophisticated applications in their minds, such as telemetry. However, few[who?] believed that SMS would be used as a means for sending text messages from one mobile user to another.
As early as February 1985, after having already been discussed in GSM subgroup WP3, chaired by J. Audestad, SMS was considered in the main GSM group as a possible service for the new digital cellular system. In GSM document "Services and Facilities to be provided in the GSM System",[1] both mobile originated and mobile terminated short messages appear on the table of GSM teleservices.
The discussions on the GSM services were then concluded in the recommendation GSM 02.03 "TeleServices supported by a GSM PLMN".[3] Here a rudimentary description of the three services was given:
Short message Mobile Terminated (SMS-MT)/ Point-to-Point: the ability of a network to transmit a Short Message to a mobile phone. The message can be sent by phone or by a software application.
Short message Mobile Originated (SMS-MO)/ Point-to-Point: the ability of a network to transmit a Short Message sent by a mobile phone. The message can be sent to a phone or to a software application.
Short message Cell Broadcast.
This was handed over to a new GSM body called IDEG (the Implementation of Data and Telematic Services Experts Group), which had its kickoff in May 1987 under the chairmanship of Friedhelm Hillebrand. The technical standard known today was largely created by IDEG (later WP4) as the two recommendations GSM 03.40 (the two point-to-point services merged together) and GSM 03.41 (cell broadcast).
The Mobile Application Part (MAP) of the SS7 protocol included support for the transport of Short Messages through the Core Network from its inception.[4] MAP Phase 2 expanded support for SMS by introducing a separate operation code for Mobile Terminated Short Message transport.[5] Since Phase 2, there have been no changes to the Short Message operation packages in MAP, although other operation packages have been enhanced to support CAMEL SMS control.
From 3GPP Releases 99 and 4 onwards, CAMEL Phase 3 introduced the ability for the Intelligent Network (IN) to control aspects of the Mobile Originated Short Message Service,[6] while CAMEL Phase 4, as part of 3GPP Release 5 and onwards, provides the IN with the ability to control the Mobile Terminated service.[7] CAMEL allows the gsmSCP to block the submission (MO) or delivery (MT) of Short Messages, route messages to destinations other than that specified by the user, and perform real-time billing for the use of the service. Prior to standardized CAMEL control of the Short Message Service, IN control relied on switch vendor specific extensions to the Intelligent Network Application Part (INAP) of SS7.
The first SMS message[8] was sent over the Vodafone GSM network in the United Kingdom on 3 December 1992, from Neil Papworth of Sema Group (now Airwide Solutions) using a personal computer to Richard Jarvis of Vodafone using an Orbitel 901 handset. The text of the message was "Merry Christmas".[9] The first SMS typed on a GSM phone is claimed to have been sent by Riku Pihkonen, an engineering student at Nokia, in 1993.[10]
The first commercial deployment of a Short Message Service Centre (SMSC) was by Aldiscon (now Acision) with Telia in Sweden in 1993,[11], followed by Fleet Call (now Nextel)[citation needed] in the US, Telenor in Norway[citation needed] and BT Cellnet (now O2 UK)[citation needed] later in 1993.
Initial growth was slow, with customers in 1995 sending on average only 0.4 messages per GSM customer per month.[12] One factor in the slow takeup of SMS was that operators were slow to set up charging systems, especially for prepaid subscribers, and eliminate billing fraud which was possible by changing SMSC settings on individual handsets to use the SMSCs of other operators[citation needed].
Over time, this issue was eliminated by switch-billing instead of billing at the SMSC and by new features within SMSCs to allow blocking of foreign mobile users sending messages through it. By the end of 2000, the average number of messages reached 35 per user per month,[12] and by Christmas Day 2006, over 205m texts were sent in the UK alone.[13]
It is also alleged that the fact that roaming customers, in the early days, rarely received bills for their SMSs after holidays abroad had a boost on text messaging as an alternative to voice calls[citation needed].
[edit] Text messaging outside GSM
SMS was originally designed as part of GSM, but is now available on a wide range of networks, including 3G networks. However, not all text messaging systems use SMS, and some notable alternate implementations of the concept include J-Phone's SkyMail and NTT Docomo's Short Mail, both in Japan. E-mail messaging from phones, as popularized by NTT Docomo's i-mode and the RIM BlackBerry, also typically use standard mail protocols such as SMTP over TCP/IP.
[edit] SMS today
Commercially SMS is a massive industry in 2006 worth over 81 billion dollars globally.[14] SMS has an average global price of 0.11 USD and maintains a near 90% profit margin.[15]
[edit] Technical details
[edit] GSM
Main article: Short message service technical realisation (GSM)
The Short Message Service - Point to Point (SMS-PP) is defined in GSM recommendation 03.40.[2] GSM 03.41 defines the Short Message Service - Cell Broadcast (SMS-CB) which allows messages (advertising, public information, etc.) to be broadcast to all mobile users in a specified geographical area.[16] Messages are sent to a Short Message Service Centre (SMSC) which provides a store-and-forward mechanism. It attempts to send messages to their recipients. If a recipient is not reachable, the SMSC queues the message for later retry.[17] Some SMSCs also provide a "forward and forget" option where transmission is tried only once. Both Mobile Terminated (MT), for messages sent to a mobile handset, and Mobile Originating (MO), for those that are sent from the mobile handset, operations are supported. Message delivery is best effort, so there are no guarantees that a message will actually be delivered to its recipient and delay or complete loss of a message is not uncommon, particularly when sending between networks. Users may choose to request delivery reports (simply add *0# or *N# to the beginning of your text message), which can provide positive confirmation that the message has reached the intended recipient.
